Men are radically different from women not only in appearance, but also in their mindset and outlook on life. That is why men know how to restrain their emotions and think soberly in emergency situations. Next, we suggest looking at more amazing and interesting facts about men.
1. On the male body, you can hide much less objects than on the female.
2. The average life expectancy of men is shorter than that of women, however, modern medicine has failed to explain this injustice.
3. For women, problems with potency or prostatitis are empty sounds.
4. Women do not go bald unless they want to.
5. Men are constantly restricted in alcohol, although according to statistics, men and women suffer from alcoholism in equal numbers.
6. A man, like a woman, has nipples. But they are completely useless, no matter how much you want to feed someone at least once.
7. Men's problems are not solved by tears.
8. A man may have dirt under his nails.
9. Dirt under a man's nails cannot be disguised with red varnish.
10. Men are not given flowers unless it is their funeral.
11. Men are forbidden to bite or scratch at the moment of orgasm.
12. After sex, men should wash, clean, or throw something away.
13. Men will not have another lasting orgasm immediately after they clean, throw away or wash something.
14. Reusable contraceptives were not invented for men.
15. Whether his sex partner is being protected is always a secret for men.
16. Men have no excuses for being hysterical, spoiling everyone's mood or being capricious every month for four to five days.
17. After the birth of a child, men do not gain extra pounds.
18. If a man gets fat, no part of his body becomes sexier and more appetizing.
19. Even if the belly of a man is the same size as that of a woman in the ninth month of pregnancy, he will still not give up his seat on the bus.
20. Men are not paid child support.
21. Men do not ask themselves what to wear for a date - a skirt or trousers.
22. If a man nevertheless decides to wear a skirt, then it must be in a plaid, otherwise everyone will think that he is gay. However, you will have to pick up a bagpipe for the skirt in order to already exactly look like a Scotsman.
23. Men only need to shave one body part, but every day.
24. If a man nevertheless decides not to shave his only part of the body, then his passion will certainly be allergic to stubble.
25. A man can be hit between his legs during a quarrel.
26. There is an immutable law: a man cannot hit a woman, even if she struck a blow between the legs. But no one has yet despaired of coming up with a second law that would allow a woman to be pinched in response to her nipple.
27. A man's erection may have nothing to do with a woman. She can overtake him at any, even the most inappropriate moment: in the gym, pool or in the cemetery.
28. It is easier for men to get rich, but they are more often robbed. At the same time, the chances of becoming a victim of rape for men are negligible.
29. It is easier for women to make money in the fashion industry, or in the porn industry. As they say, they will lie down, but the men will have to stand.
30. The most important decisions fall on strong men's shoulders. Everything is explained by the fact that the thinking of men is more rational.
31. A man cannot leave his face on the pillow in the morning.
32. If a man wakes up in the morning not presentable, he will not be able to look better. Bright tubes with creams and paints will not help him, the exception is the morgue.
33. A man with a low level of intelligence and an appearance far from seductive will not be able to attract attention to himself by wearing a tight-fitting T-shirt one size smaller. An exception can only be a bodybuilder.
34. A man cannot wear gold and diamonds. Unless he walked, slipped, woke up - a cast.
35. Men are not given gold, diamonds, bracelets, rings or earrings. Even paragraph 34 does not apply here.
36. Women do not bring furs and jewelry to the feet of men.
37. Men are not invited to waltz.
38. Women do not run after a man asking for a telephone number.
39. Not one of the men in his life has heard a phrase like: "Man, does your mother need a daughter-in-law?"
40. No matter how long a man's legs are, he will not be treated to a cocktail. Exception: gay club.
41. Men do not pierce their nipples, tongue or navel. If this did happen, it’s just right to twirl your finger at his temple, and not admire his thirst for adventure.
42. Women cannot be harmed by men during oral sex. Just as they cannot pinch themselves anything, carelessly zipping up their trousers. Nevertheless, women argue that nothing is more painful than giving birth.
43. Men may splash their own shoes in the toilet.
44. In the life of every man there comes a moment when he suddenly realizes that a joint trip with a woman to the store can no longer be avoided.
45. The same applies to theater or opera.
46. As well as figure skating.
47. And also joint lunches or dinners with the mother-in-law.
48. By the way, a woman cannot have a mother-in-law.
49. It is more difficult for men to find suitable shoes.
50. Besides, you need socks ...
51. ... which have to be washed.
52. A man cannot seduce a woman with beautiful lace underwear. He has only his underpants, the freshest at the moment of all remaining clean.
53. If a man is dressed cleanly and seductively, he risks being mistaken for gay.
54. Women are not required to know how to tie a tie.
55. It is impossible to humiliate a woman with a remark about a small genital organ.
56. A man is not enlarged with silicone.
57. Women do not need to pull the hair out of their nostrils.
58. If a woman is late for a date, she is late. If a man is late, he is a pig.
59. A woman does not have to hang around at the registry office in a tight and uncomfortable suit, waiting for a man who is late for his own wedding. She may very well appear five minutes before the ceremony. If a man does it, he is a pig.
60. Women's preparation for the wedding is a holiday where everyone rejoices and congratulates the bride. A man will listen to sympathy and humiliating injections about the fact that they will lose “one of their own”.
61. If a woman loves, then one thing. A man has to constantly choose between his beloved, football and a brand new Mercedes.
62. It is enough for a woman to have a higher education and a beautiful smile. A man, on the other hand, must understand cars, electrics, plumbing and, at the request of a woman, in fashion, cinema and music.
63. For some time now, the ability to cook, wash and clean has been added to the above requirements. Otherwise - tears and accusations of chauvinism.
64. By the way, women cannot be chauvinists.
65. All words were invented by men, and women translated them into feminine gender.
66. Women like to wear short skirts or with a deep neckline. However, men are strictly forbidden to "stare" at all their charms. Why put a sweet cake in front of the hungry, which cannot be eaten?
67. A man's taste for art is naturally developed, but in video distribution he can hang over films for long hours. While the woman for the hundredth time gets the Pretty Woman from the shelf with Julia Roberts.
68. Men are more attractive targets because of their size for a flying pigeon than women.
69. The man invented the wheel, radio, telephone and many other things. It is on him that the whole world hopes.
70. If a man cannot cope with the breakdown of a computer, car or electrician himself, he will have to see a reproachful look, as a man must be able to cope with any breakdown and problem.
71. Women have great abilities in mastering an ancient profession.
72. But the man will still have to pay.
73. Male childhood dreams: to become an astronaut, president or a cowboy are practically unrealizable. The same cannot be said about a woman. It is not difficult for them to become a mother, stewardess, doctor, or just a princess.
74. Having entered a nightclub, a man will not be able to organize his leisure time for the coming night, just smiling sweetly.
75. The distance of male skiers in a sports marathon is 20 km longer than that of women.
76. There are ten types of men's all-around, and only seven for women.
77. A man's fight is bottles broken on the head of the enemy. A woman's fight is ripped hair and squeals.
78. If a man receives an offer from a woman to spend time at home, he can be 100% sure that today he will watch a tearful melodrama such as "Three meters above sea level", a talk show "Bachelor" or an important episode in "House 2" ... To make matters worse, it can all be included in the viewer for one evening.
79. The male hormone testosterone in its pure form is equivalent to a mixture of heroin and cocaine 1: 1. But men still manage to think somehow.
80. A woman's choice at a bar may not be limited to whiskey, brandy, vodka, and so on. She can give preference to liquor, martini, cocktail and other vigorous mixtures.
81. Men have to spend much more money on recreation than women. First, a man needs more to drink than a woman. Secondly, he still has to get the woman drunk. And, thirdly, a man will have to pay for everything anyway, because: "Well, you're a man!"
82. Men love to listen to heavy metal, “Aria,” “The King and the Fool,” etc.
83. However, in the car, a man has to listen to Britney Spears, Celine Dion, Nyusha, etc. in the 21st century, a woman has the right to choose the FM wave herself.
84. In school, men have to play football, basketball, volleyball, while women are limited to pioneerball, table tennis or badminton.
85. If a man for a physical education lesson forgets his uniform, he will still find football shorts for sports. While a woman can calmly sharpen pies in the school cafeteria.
86. A man is more likely to be punished at school.
87. And at home.
88. And after the wedding, the likelihood of being punished for men doubles.
89. In case of war, men are drafted into the army, and women stand on the platform and wave a handkerchief to the departing lover.
90. A man has to bear the answer for everything in the world.
91. Professions that were previously considered exclusively male are already becoming female. Women's hockey has already been invented.
92. No matter how much you unbutton the buttons on your chest, no matter how much you smile, no matter how beautiful the eyes of a man, you still have to fork out for a fine for traffic violations. By the way, according to statistics, women are more likely to be responsible for road accidents.
93. If a man goes with a woman to the cinema, then he will have a two-hour film session about the adventures of Brad Pete, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise or Leonardo DiCaprio. If the man is lucky, and Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Lopez appears on the screen, then the man will be immediately called a pervert or anxious.
94. Men do not drink champagne, but they open it, get a cork in the eye and release gas from it.
95. Men - participants in anecdotes about lovers who are hiding in the closet from the unexpectedly returned husband, go down the garbage chute in only shorts or without them move to the balcony to the neighbors. However, the funnier thing is that sometimes this story is not from a joke.
96. Women cannot call home a representative of an ancient profession who turns out to be a transvestite.
97. Women should not be afraid that her partner will be underage.
98. A man cannot become the wife of a millionaire.
99. Men are not allowed into the women's bath.
100. A man cannot receive the title of "Mother Heroine".
